weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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