dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
lets start a swedish sibling band together
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
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