i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
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