spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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