problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
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holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
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I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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