he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
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found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
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we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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