Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
Randomize
