I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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