one might say we're banned from that church
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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