She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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