She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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