But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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