Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
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