Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
Randomize
