Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
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