who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Bring me that man meat
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
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