Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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