What a fucking waste of an outfit
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
Randomize
