did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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