The maid of honor just puked.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
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