It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Randomize
