i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
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Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
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I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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