The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
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