Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
NoShamevember. You game?
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Randomize
