I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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