Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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