Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
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