Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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