I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
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I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
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I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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