how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
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No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
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I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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