I don't think brook has ever known best
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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