He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
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