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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"

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• (253): View more from Washington

  She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night

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