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so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.

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(973): so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning. http://tfl.nu/luil

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(419): View more from Ohio

Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico

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(419): Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico http://tfl.nu/934w

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(732): View more from New Jersey

You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa

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(732): You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa http://tfl.nu/fgun

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(616): View more from Michigan

We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.

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(616): We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style. http://tfl.nu/liij

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY

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(919): Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY http://tfl.nu/1b9m

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(239): View more from Florida

allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.

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(239): allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee. http://tfl.nu/rbdo

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(408): View more from California

She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety

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(408): She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety http://tfl.nu/edsh

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(646): View more from New York

In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.

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(646): In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night. http://tfl.nu/mfpz

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After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.

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(707): After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage. http://tfl.nu/9jeb

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I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.

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(720): I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice. http://tfl.nu/c8dh

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She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.

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(775): She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time. http://tfl.nu/amjm

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(334): View more from Alabama

My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?

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(334): My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace? http://tfl.nu/t8sy

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ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING

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(907): ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING http://tfl.nu/zq26

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im in the post action - pre consequence stage.

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(215): im in the post action - pre consequence stage. http://tfl.nu/y2lc

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Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.

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(904): Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one. http://tfl.nu/jh8z

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