i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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