all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
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I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
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No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
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