I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
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he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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