Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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