So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
a search helicopter?!
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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