names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
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I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
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Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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