remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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