They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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