PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
where am i from again
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He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
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You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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