it wasn't lemon gatorade
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
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He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
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Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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