do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
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what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
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Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
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