I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
It's just like the Real World with babies
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Randomize
