week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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