i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
her facebook's as public as her vagina
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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