i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
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Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
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I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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