He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I need to stop coming to work sober
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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