Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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