Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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