S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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