lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
where are my eyebrows?
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