Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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