Barsexuality is the new black.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
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