Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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