Capitaan dildo arrescate!
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
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It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
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When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize