Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
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I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
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I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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